Over the weekend, America's lovable grandpa Joe Biden took to the beach sans shirt. Hasn't he earned the right to take a vacation and show off his pecs? He works so hard, you know. OK, technically you don't know that. None of us do. But we're told he works hard, and that should be enough.
Anyway, Joe was looking just as vital and robust as ever, bravely risking skin cancer just to be a man of the people.
A shirtless President Biden spends the day at a Delaware beach, completely unnoticed by other beachgoers. pic.twitter.com/m3S8OSu2Xv
— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) July 9, 2023
And let the record show that, where we might see a weak old man once again hanging out on the beach while he's supposed to be working, musket-grabbing Trump Train conductor turned Resistance warrior Joe Walsh sees an powerful but soft everyman Adonis:
I just love this. Normal. Real. Relaxing. Modest. Humble. Discreet. Everyday. American. Reflective. Respectful. This is such the perfect antidote to Trump. Take a moment & watch.👇 https://t.co/2xqlaDJJRb
— Joe Walsh (@WalshFreedom) July 9, 2023
We can only hope that Joe Walsh took a cold shower after tweeting that. And that he's still in that cold shower right now. Because if there was ever a man who needed a cold shower, it's a man who sees a shirtless Joe Biden and is overwhelmed by feelings of admiration and — dare we say it? — love.
You. Really. Need. To. Be. Insitutionalized.
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) July 10, 2023
Surely there's some sort of rehab for this kind of thing, right? There's rehab for everything. There's gotta be rehab for people who moon over shirtless octogenarian politicians, right? Can someone please send Joe some pamphlets? Are there any people he knows who actually like him who would be willing to stage an intervention?
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How much are they paying you Joe-like seriously?
— Keri Lynn (@kerilynnNY) July 9, 2023
If I was on Biden’s re-election staff I wouldn’t consider “the president showed up in a public area and nobody gave a damn” to be a positive sign.
— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) July 9, 2023
That's actually a pretty good point. If a half-naked Leader of the Free World is sitting near you and it doesn't even register, that's not a you-problem. That's a POTUS-problem. And Joe Walsh is too blinded by his bizarre love for Biden (as well as maybe the reflection of sunlight off of Biden's pasty skin) to even consider that particular implication of Joe Biden's day at the beach.
Is this a parody account?
— Ron Bassilian (@Ron4California) July 10, 2023
Not an intentional one. But it almost doesn't matter, because the fact is that when you get down to it, Joe Walsh saw Biden on the beach, typed out all the text in his tweet, and sent that tweet into the universe.
Down, boy...
— Allan (@AllanRicharz) July 9, 2023
Anyway, we'll leave you with Noam Blum's rebuttal to Walsh's tweet, because it really drives home the larger point that needs to be made not just for Joe Walsh, but for everyone who believes — or at least thinks they believe — that Joe Biden is some kind of epitome of what the President of the United States can be:
Please. One thing the Biden presidency has made abundantly clear is what a sleazy scumbag he is. Comparing him to Trump is like saying a puddle of fetid water is a delightful quenching drink because your alternative is sludge. Drink the former, but don't tell me it's Evian. https://t.co/ccyBT9KfcQ
— Noam Blum 🚡 (@neontaster) July 9, 2023
To be fair, Joe Walsh is strictly a Kool-Aid kind of guy.
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