'Chance of DEATH now 100%': Jon Gabriel mocks Daily Kos over melo-freaking-dramatic AHCA headline

It’s official, there is no bigger drama queen than the Daily Kos.

House Republicans vote to sentence millions of Americans to death https://t.co/nXH5jnnoUH

— Daily Kos (@dailykos) May 4, 2017

And we thought Tom Perez was bad. Sheesh.

So does that mean every time Democrats vote to give Planned Parenthood more money that they’re voting to sentence millions of Americans to die? Is that how this works, drama queens?

Lemme guess: the "millions" are the poor, the young, the old, the minorities, the LGBTQ, the _________. Not true. This bill kills no one.

— Sean DuVall (@duvall172) May 4, 2017

Oppressor! Or something …

If #Obamacare is repealed I lose my immortality? Damn it!

— Eric (@elane1013) May 4, 2017

Well and clearly we were somehow all immortal under Obamacare:

Under Obamacare, Americans were immortal. https://t.co/ONdEKhg1oA

— jon gabriel (@exjon) May 4, 2017

The best thing about Obamacare is how it made us all immortal

— Cheesetrader (@cheesetrader1) May 4, 2017

Great, way to go Republicans. Not only did you fail to actually repeal Obamacare but now we’re all gonna die. We hope you’re happy with yourselves.

Ha!

We're all gonna die!!!! pic.twitter.com/3KFI3HvIru

— Bob Richards (@BobRichards57) May 4, 2017

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

There can be only one

— Sexiest Jedi Alive (@LaBeardGuy) May 4, 2017

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Challenge accepted.

pic.twitter.com/wdH4d1erOw

— Anthony Abides (@AnthonyAbides) May 4, 2017

Chance of death now 100%

— Crash Turkey Letalien (@Coach_Crash) May 4, 2017

Psh. That’s just GREAT. 😉

"Unleash the death squads!!1!"

— Trump Administration (according to @voxdotcom)

— Þe Tryptophan Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) May 4, 2017

Unleash the hounds!

Man, Democrats are so damn dramatic.

Related:

‘Death’ warning! Dem Sen. Chris Murphy cranks up the fear mongering over AHCA https://t.co/pkZoH91ISW

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) May 4, 2017

Hello IRONY: Sally Kohn screeches about GOP voting on health care bill ‘without knowing what’s in it’https://t.co/qgPYtg0d2t

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) May 4, 2017

PEOPLE WILL DIE! Tom Perez goes ‘Poltergeist 2’ over AHCA, gets slammed by DEMOCRATS #VoteNoAHCA https://t.co/AUNSZDQull

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) May 4, 2017