Ah, Little Boy Blue Keith Olbermann once again slithered out from under his irrelevant rock. Little Boy TOOL works as well as a name for the former MSNBC-er, but regular old blue might be best this time. Because, boy, does he have a case of the sads over Hillary Clinton’s loss and Donald Trump’s win. Also, apparently he works “blue” now; do you kiss anyone with that mouth, Keith? Sorry, that was mean. Clearly he kisses no one.
And poor wittle Keith had to let everyone know just how breath-holding mad he is. In a totally embarrassing way. Take it away, Farm School Boy!
Attention @realDonaldTrump. Nobody else in your family was "elected." Get your daughter THE FUCK OUT OF STATE MEETINGS https://t.co/rycqDeaFhU
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) November 18, 2016
Oh my. Did someone miss his nap today?
A brutal, racist regime will take over this country in two months. To #Resist we must stop pretending it's otherwise pic.twitter.com/LyngLmNfBd
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) November 18, 2016
“Brutal, racist regime.” Stop! You’re killing me! Did you learn nothing from BusHitler?
The pretending must stop. Trump IS a fascist, Bolton IS a warmonger, deportation MEANS concentration camps: pic.twitter.com/LyngLmvEcD
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) November 18, 2016
Guess not. And the Hitler references kept coming.
Stop. Pretending. Moderation and "common ground" do not work with madmen, fascists – or in this case; fascist madmen pic.twitter.com/LyngLmvEcD
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) November 17, 2016
#TheResistanceGQ Vol.2: Stop. Pretending. Normal politics is over, we are fighting to keep America free. pic.twitter.com/LyngLmvEcD
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) November 17, 2016
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Um, yes. That’s why we told Hillary Clinton to go scratch. Get it yet?
It was bring-your-daughter to work day as Trump met the Japanese PM. Stop pretending "we can deal with" this lunatic pic.twitter.com/LyngLmNfBd
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) November 18, 2016
Just tonight Trump lied about Ford, lied about Muslim registry. STOP PRETENDING WE CAN WORK WITH THIS MADMAN pic.twitter.com/LyngLmNfBd
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) November 18, 2016
Stop pretending "we can work with Trump." Tonight he lied about Ford, lied about Muslim Registry. This man is insane pic.twitter.com/LyngLmNfBd
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) November 18, 2016
I see one madman. And he’s apparently frothing at the mouth. Hint: It’s YOU, Olbermann.
Well hold on, the prime minister on the left is a grandee. The guy on the right is just a fatuous fuck. https://t.co/CpbQChv81e
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) November 18, 2016
Stop. Pretending. Trump is deranged, lied about Muslim registry and Ford just tonight. #Resist pic.twitter.com/LyngLmNfBd
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) November 18, 2016
Dude. Come on. Can you get some new material? And those weren’t the only times he kept repeating those SAME lines. I’m just too lazy to put them all in. Plus, I fear his insanity may be catching. Check out his feed for all.
He continued today with some “tolerant’ personal attacks:
The Attorney General nominee. A stone cold racist Keebler Elf: https://t.co/5NoQPSbdap
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) November 18, 2016
He then aimed his Stompy Foot petulance at Kanye West. Who, as our readers know, confessed to supporting Donald Trump during a concert last night.
Sharp move: a) end career; b) and then you'll be prosecuted by the new racist AG for…confessing to not voting for Fuhrer Trump. https://t.co/yyF5DMzEMS
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) November 18, 2016
Keith Olbermann: KING of Godwin’s Law.
.@keitholbermann is now calling Trump Hitler. I'm old enough to remember when he called the last Republican President Hitler.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) November 17, 2016
.@keitholbermann's farm college education has filled his head with esoteric historic references, like Hitler, Hitler, and Italian Hitler
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) November 17, 2016
.@keitholbermann's also doing his embarrassingly stagey Important Voice. He sounds like a Ted Baxter who went to a second-tier farm college.
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) November 17, 2016
commenter McCool says @keitholbermann has fantasies about being the Mockingjay of the left, calls him Keithness Olberdeen
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) November 17, 2016
Dying!
In three months @KeithOlbermann will be delivering his Special Comments at Chucky Cheese birthday parties
— Ursus, Director of Weather and Banana Programming (@AceofSpadesHQ) November 17, 2016
Also, can someone please go change Keith Olbermann’s diaper for him? He’s so cranky he won’t be able to make play group today.
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