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Apparently the secret to winning the heart of a vegetarian is bacon

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Is this wedding announcement in the New York Times simply great or is it the greatest ever? You make the call:

From the Times:

“You need the protein,” he said. “You’re going to feel so much better.”

She hesitated, but she could see how concerned he was. He knew her body was depleted, and he understood firsthand the mental and physical demands of being a dancer. She took the bacon.

“She took the bacon” and then she gave him her heart, which is proof that bacon really can do it all.

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