HA! Mark Steyn knows what'll happen if YOU 'go to the EPA office in tears'

As we told you earlier, a wave of Trump-triggering has been reported at the EPA which has brought many bureaucrats to tears:

Call the Waaambulance! Massive Trump-triggering reported at EPA https://t.co/gyY9Gorcxo

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) January 26, 2017

But what happens if YOU went to the EPA in tears? Mark Steyn nailed it:

"If you go to the EPA office in tears, they'll declare your face a wetland and you'll never be able to use your face again"-Mark Steyn #Rush

— Mark Steyn (@MarkSteynOnline) January 26, 2017

It wouldn’t be surprising.

??? https://t.co/6SY1YW2EqO

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) January 26, 2017

Not far from the mark – I've had puddles on top closed landfills declared wetlands by EPA and ACoE https://t.co/nrxOA13Sjl

— Thomas D. Gillespie (@TomG_ologist) January 26, 2017

Been hearing that a lot of EPA employee's faces are wetlands today. https://t.co/TvO1kTOLKQ

— Not-So-OK Boomer Rand (@Rand_Simberg) January 26, 2017