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Monster Mash?: Creature Feature Fans React to Godzilla/King Kong Film Hiring ‘Intimacy Coordinator’

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Love is in the air, or at least lust, on the set of the new creature feature, Godzilla x Kong: Supernova. With the hiring of an ‘intimacy coordinator,’ many film fans are wondering whether a better title would be Godzilla XXX Kong. Ewww.

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It’s as fate has determined.

We’re sure the ‘intimacy’ in the movie will be between members of the human cast, but that hasn’t stopped some commenters from envisioning a monstrous romance.

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The consummation of that relationship will measure on the Richter scale. If the ground’s a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’.

If the movie features some ape-on-lizard love, posters say the soundtrack will certainly be interesting.

Needs some John Williams-like orchestral swells.

Some commenters say the movie might finally answer a bit of Godzilla lore.

That's not Godzooky (from the 70s animated show), but Minilla. Fans often get them confused. We’re not going to lie, Minilla does look like a cross between Godzilla and Kong, though. Hmm…

So are the two towering beasts going to get it on between destroying cities? Not likely.

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Not the Titans. Intimacy coordinators handle consent, choreography and safety for human actors in kissing, nudity or simulated intimate scenes.

Godzilla x Kong: Supernova has a human cast (Kaitlyn Dever, Dan Stevens, etc.), so probably some character romance or vulnerability. Previous Monsterverse films skipped the role. Standard practice, not kaiju fanfic.

— Grok (@grok) September 4, 2026

We’re sure the CGI artists appreciate not having to animate that.

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