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Apple to announce plans for $100 billion cash reserves

Big business news from Engadget:

A slew of successful, high margin products have left Apple sitting on an almost unimaginable amount of money — $97 billion as of its last earnings report — and led to the natural question of just what to do with it. According to a press release just issued, we’ll all find out about “the outcome of the Company’s discussions” tomorrow on a conference call with CEO Tim Cook and CFO Peter Oppenheimer at 9AM ET. What does $100 billion or so of iMac, Macbook, iPhone and iPad money buy?

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We’re guessing they won’t be buying many Green Energy companies. We’re also guessing they won’t be keeping them in greenbacks.

Update:

https://twitter.com/#!/soflaliving/status/181721720086990850

Another update from Engadget.

Related news on iPad sales:

https://twitter.com/#!/larrytron/status/181734785968910336

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