'Unbelievably incompetent': John Kerry says attack on Syria will be 'unbelievably small'

In a joint press conference in London with U.K. Foreign Secretary William Hague, Secretary of State John Kerry is defending the planned attack on Syria on the grounds that it will be “unbelievably small.”

Wait. What?

https://twitter.com/kissagod/status/376998398735687680

"Hand over your chemical stockpile, Basher, or face the full might on an unbelievably small US attack"

— Nelson Jones (@Heresy_Corner) September 9, 2013

https://twitter.com/calhounsmith/status/377022402883903488

"I will do such things. What they are, yet I know not. But they shall be unbelievably small." Kerry's Lear. #unbelievablysmallattack

— Nelson Jones (@Heresy_Corner) September 9, 2013

https://twitter.com/JayCaruso/status/377027267551305730

Kerry says it will be "unbelievably small" strike but I bet #Syria's retaliation on USA won't be unbelievably small. #tcot #sgp

— Pat (@grammy620) September 9, 2013

https://twitter.com/casuist/status/377028948443418624