While we generally focus on domestic stuff here, we occasionally branch out and cover what’s going on with our neighbor to the north. And we know this is a long shot, but in case we’ve got any Canadian readers in the Ryerson Avenue and Bathurst Street area in Toronto, we’re passing along this missing person alert from the Toronto Police:
News Release – Missing Woman, Ryerson Avenue and Bathurst Street area, Isobella Degrace, 27https://t.co/JB42sCtzxY pic.twitter.com/SO1VNr16NY
— Toronto Police (@TorontoPolice) June 30, 2022
Screenshotted, because of course:
From the Toronto Police’s release:
The Toronto Police Service requests the public’s assistance locating a missing woman.
Isobella Degrace, 27, was last seen on Saturday, June 25, 2022, at 3 a.m., in the Ryerson Avenue and Bathurst Street area.
She is described as 5’10″, with a thin build, shaggy blonde hair, and a full goatee. She was last seen wearing a black t-shirt and grey pants.
Police are concerned for her safety.
Police should definitely be concerned for her safety. Because they’re gonna have a hell of a time locating her when the photo they’re giving the public to ID a missing woman is clearly a photo of a dude.
Confused? Got questions? You’re in good company.
I beg your pardon?🥲 https://t.co/Nz0EXuutZO
— Esther K (@estherk_k) June 30, 2022
You heard them:
“She is 5’10”, thin build, shaggy hair and a full goatee"
— Sheila Gunn Reid (@SheilaGunnReid) June 30, 2022
OK.
wow that woman is SO missing, that i cant even see her in the missing photo. https://t.co/RdyS3NwuX1
— 🎈🎈🎈 (@Irmenberga) June 30, 2022
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Looks like she kept her COVID lockdown beard. https://t.co/eFbnJgAoQa
— Alberto de la Cruz (@albertodelacruz) June 30, 2022
Evidently.
I had to check to make sure this isn’t parody 😂 https://t.co/TRTnOTGZ1u
— Mahyar Tousi (@MahyarTousi) June 30, 2022
Not the intentional kind, anyway.
The world has become too absurd to be satirized. https://t.co/010goGcl7k
— Seth Dillon (@SethDillon) June 30, 2022
The absurdity of this. Completely bonkers.
— Andrew Sullivan (@sullydish) June 30, 2022
What a time to be alive.
Missing dog. Please help. pic.twitter.com/3NLx9gPDuT
— Aldous Huxley's Ghost™ (@AF632) June 30, 2022
Has anyone at @TorontoPolice seen my elephants? Here is a picture https://t.co/iSLbZwTwry pic.twitter.com/U6c2uCt9Cz
— Koit Pärn/ פרז (@koitp2rn) June 30, 2022
My cat went missing yesterday. Hope they find zer/zem. I pray for zer’s safety🥲😭 https://t.co/Lw2LyqXKpc pic.twitter.com/U7BCpwjnsq
— Ashwith (@ashwith98) June 30, 2022
We’re seriously not trying to be rude or anything, and we hope “Isobella Degrace” is safe and located soon. But Toronto Police … this is not the way to find her. Or him. Or them. Whichever.
This isn’t a parody. This is an actual police statement from Toronto Police. This is dishonest, unethical, completely unhelpful in identifying an individual, unscientific and solely panders to a political ideology which has nothing to do with policing. And is offensive to women. https://t.co/a3MrRhEKFq
— Sir Terfy Hex Esq. (@CaptainVirgilx) June 30, 2022
Get it together, Canada.
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