Texas Loser John Cornyn Tries to Insult Scott Presler and, Yeah, THAT Didn't...
And Then There’s Fraud: Jeffries Says California’s Elections Are Secure But Trump Is...
Debt Wish: Dem Ayanna Pressley Wants Reparations and MAGA Is Begging Her to...
Scott Jennings Reminds Karen Finney She Worked for Bill Clinton During Her ‘Character...
UK Politician Claims Elon Musk Orchestrated the Riot in Belfast After Beheading Attempt
Boston Police Searching for Suspects in Armed Robbery of Lemonade Stand
Former Court Clerks Arrested for Allegedly Helping Illegals Evade ICE
Thank You, European Soccer Fans, for Reminding Us How Great America Actually Is
Professor Blames Austin Metcalf’s Father for Not Teaching His Son ‘Black Boys Have...
ABC News Show Riot Damage After Asylum Seeker ‘Allegedly Attacked Another Person With...
NBC News: Burning Cross in Chicago Park Shocks Residents; January 6 Connection?
Ryan Grim: Republicans Looked Silly When ‘Nazi Tattoo’ Turned Out Not to Be...
What Stuck Out to Karmelo Anthony’s Father Was the ‘All-White Jury’
World Cup Tourists Find Surreal Sporting Goods Store With a Firing Range; Also...
Gavin Newsom's 'Donald Trump's Dream' Video Melts All Remaining Projection Detectors

'Spontaneous combustion is real': NYT can't quite make connection between flaming Fox News Christmas tree and guy in police custody

As you may have heard, a man is in NYPD custody for allegedly setting fire to the Christmas tree outside of Fox News in Manhattan.

Advertisement

Kudos to the New York Times for not ignoring this story. They’re all over it — in their own very, very special way, of course:

A 50-foot-tall Christmas tree went up in flames. One man has been arrested.

Maybe if we give the New York TImes a few hours, they’ll be able to make a connection between those two pieces of information!

Tale as old as Times.

https://twitter.com/RealDanLee/status/1468584573034536960

Damn tree, spontaneously combusting like that.

https://twitter.com/KC82192/status/1468583422620749830

Advertisement

Happens more often than you might think!

https://twitter.com/Joshrapple/status/1468582846298083331

That SUV sure gets around.

Knowing the sorts of trees that would hang around Fox News HQ, it probably did.

Advertisement

Apparently that doesn’t have the same cachet.

Great work, New York Times. As always.

Join the conversation as a VIP Member

Recommended

Trending on Twitchy Videos

Advertisement
Advertisement
Advertisement