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Aspiring Democratic Texas Lt. Gov. Matthew Dowd reveals that owls 'speak their truths' to him every morning

For a long time, owls have been a symbol of wisdom.

Especially, it seems, for Democratic Texas lieutenant gubernatorial hopeful Matthew Dowd:

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Or maybe you’re just hearing voices, Matthew?

Ha!

As long as Matthew Dowd’s taking advice from owls, we hope for his sake that the owls, in their wisdom, tell him to stop humiliating himself so publicly.

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