Failed Dem House hopeful marks Memorial Day by fantasizing about 'every single Republican voter magically [disappearing] tonight'

Sarah D | 12:48 PM on May 31, 2021

According to his Twitter bio, failed Democratic House candidate Mark Judson “dabbles in standup comedy & improv.”

Alas, we’re pretty sure he’s not joking with his hot Memorial Day take:

Fact: If every single Republican voter magically disappeared tonight – in 10 years the US would have the: best education in the world, most affordable quality Healthcare in the world, most prosperous Middle Class, etc.

Every Dem vote makes one of theirs disappear!#MemorialDay

— Mark Judson For Congress – Scorched Earth Dem 2022 (@Judson4Congress) May 31, 2021

Can we get a fact check? Because we feel like this needs a fact check.

Democrats control the entire education system and yet produces the dumbest voters on the face of the earth. The dumbest ones, of course, being Democrats.

— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) May 31, 2021

Once we Jail all the RW Propagandists I'm sure we'll get education squared away!

Don't worry – you'll be fine. As long as you've NEVER profited financially from producing misinformation.

Because then you would have some issues;-)

— Mark Judson For Congress – Scorched Earth Dem 2022 (@Judson4Congress) May 31, 2021

*6 days after Republican voter rapture*

“Um. Why’s there no food in this grocery store? Why’s gas $20 a gallon? Why can’t I find anyone to fix all the things breaking in my shitty prefab house? Wtf is going on at the power plant, my lights won’t come on?” https://t.co/ijQPQ0xlnd

— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) May 31, 2021

Heh.

https://twitter.com/JFlumph/status/1399404974187102210