Good news, everyone! CNN reports that the CDC's new 'guidelines [give] limited freedoms to people fully vaccinated against Covid-19'

When we found out that the CDC would be announcing their new guidelines for people who have been vaccinated against COVID19, we were pretty excited:

The CDC director will announce guidelines for what vaccinated people can do during the White House coronavirus briefing at 11 a.m.

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) March 8, 2021

Finally!

Whatever the secret service tells them can do during the briefing.

Outside of the WH? Whatever the hell they want. We live in a free country.

Did you mean "what vaccinated people should do?" https://t.co/fgmNYN40Hz

— Xavier Dreyman (@xavierdreyman) March 8, 2021

No, apparently CNN’s Kaitlan Collins meant “can do”:

The CDC released guidelines giving limited freedoms to people fully vaccinated against Covid-19. Here are the rules to keep following. https://t.co/RcziwjHHUn pic.twitter.com/0UzyqiS1ba

— CNN (@CNN) March 8, 2021

Beg your pardon, CNN?

"giving" (?) https://t.co/j3OvyI6heJ

— Andy Grewal (@AndyGrewal) March 8, 2021

*Checking Constitution for the part that says our freedoms are granted by the CDC* https://t.co/yF6SgqqcWJ

— Doug Powers (@ThePowersThatBe) March 8, 2021

Surely it’s in there somewhere!

Who knew that our freedom was given by the CDC? https://t.co/4YDQzddWJ3

— Scott Greenfield (@ScottGreenfield) March 8, 2021

A huge thank you to the CDC for giving me my freedom!!! Limited… yes… but just glad to know the CDC has such amazing powers. https://t.co/JAixsKH8Yn

— Trey Radel (@treyradel) March 8, 2021

We feel better already.

The CDC doesn't give you anything but advice.
They are not now, nor have they every been in control of freedoms. https://t.co/C0xhtN5XPN

— ClentDC ?™ // Fugazi Placebo ? (@clentdc) March 8, 2021

My freedoms don’t come from the CDC

— Dave (@PoliticALEDave) March 8, 2021

They don’t come from CNN, either.

“giving limited freedoms”? Since when did the CDC “give freedom”? @CNN is a joke. https://t.co/EkAP5K6Teg

— Average Joe (@JoeMackie) March 8, 2021