The rioters who stormed the U.S. Capitol yesterday left a lot of destruction in their wake.
But that wasn’t the only thing they left behind.
Check this out:
Left by the mob: a lonely can of Axe body spray pic.twitter.com/wy2bU3fWgH
— Mike DeBonis (@mikedebonis) January 7, 2021
It definitely stands out from the rest of the wreckage.
I just knew one of my high school exes were there yesterday.
— Kasey Cox (@kasealaine) January 7, 2021
Insurrection is hard work, a fella wants to stay fresh, for the ladies.
— Oblate Spheroid Earther (@anytwospades) January 7, 2021
Glad to know some rioters were at least gagging while they just walked right through the Capitol yesterday. https://t.co/4LWanA7ZPQ
— Christine (@Christine927Ann) January 7, 2021
The revolution will not be smellevised
— sleepsearch (@HabitsBingely) January 7, 2021
As with most evil in the world, axe body spray inevitably plays a part.
— Stu Stinkle (@StuStinkle) January 7, 2021
Should be easy to track.
— Mary Beth Schneider (@marybschneider) January 7, 2021
All jokes aside, though, the can may suggest something much more sinister than just an overpowering scent:
An accelerant?
— Galena Mosovich (@galenawrites) January 7, 2021
With a lighter it can be very dangerous
— Nicola (@nico_caldo) January 7, 2021
https://twitter.com/TheMace/status/1347190705458991106
True story.