Hall monitor Oliver Darcy takes brief break from watching Fox News to cover CNN's white-hot chyron game

Guess it’s a slow news day at CNN, because here’s Oliver Darcy’s biggest scoop of the day:

CNN banner: "TRUMP ESCALATES DISTRACTION, DECEPTION, LIES AS DEATHS SOAR"

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) May 19, 2020

Real News, Mr. President!

https://t.co/MjdK7754xZ

— The Cocaine Bear (@KyCocaineBear) May 19, 2020

All caps is good enough for Oliver.

Oliver is reduced to reporting on what the chyron intern typed out today. https://t.co/hgpXNNKhJz

— neontaster (@neontaster) May 19, 2020

It’s important to keep busy.

Darcy has to tell us what the banner is on his own network because no one outside of airports watches CNN.

— The Cocaine Bear (@KyCocaineBear) May 19, 2020

Good point!

I thought that you only watched Fox News.

— K. Walker (@TheMrsKnowItAll) May 19, 2020

Oliver’s just full of surprises.

It's so hard to keep up with these parody accounts!

— S Metcalfe (@saml163) May 19, 2020

Real News banner: "CNN ESCALATES DISTRACTION, DECEPTION, AS THEIR RATINGS PLUMMET"

— Steven (@SirStevenKJ) May 19, 2020