'Has to be parody': Bloomberg News reports that Michael Bloomberg is in 'a two-man race for the Democratic presidential nomination'

Can you feel the Bloom-mentum? It’s real, and it’s spectacular. Just ask … Bloomberg News:

Michael Bloomberg's campaign says it's a two-man race for the Democratic presidential nomination https://t.co/Wt7d6e1U88

— Bloomberg (@business) February 18, 2020

Bloomberg campaign says it’s a two-man race for the nomination per Bloomberg the news organization owned and controlled by Bloomberg pic.twitter.com/4x2zg06Bgx

— Yashar Ali ? (@yashar) February 18, 2020

Wow. Great reporting, Bloomberg!

11/24/19 pic.twitter.com/lFH71QtkJw

— Ryan (@chasinghumility) February 18, 2020

Owning your own media empire when you’re running for president definitely has its perks.

Lmaooooo https://t.co/rUjRgu1Yyv

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) February 18, 2020

? https://t.co/dJ47V6idTw

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) February 18, 2020

Did Michael Bloomberg write thi…. oh wait

— H (@Bringleberry) February 18, 2020

Ted Turner is kicking himself that he didn't think of this 25 years ago. pic.twitter.com/wvtmSzLBOu

— Jay Lampert (@MortChristenson) February 18, 2020

This has to be parody

— Dog is My Copilot (@marmoset2019) February 18, 2020

These headlines from Bloomberg News will never get old. I’m sorry.

— Erielle Davidson (@politicalelle) February 18, 2020

Journalism is actually dying in the full light of day.

— Polybius Champion?? (@PolybiusChamp) February 18, 2020