As we all know, it’s not really Christmas until Neil deGrasse Tyson comes along to dump on it. Thankfully, he takes his job very seriously and did not disappoint this year, either.
Behold:
Merry Christmas to all the Christians of the world.
To everybody else, including the Muslims, Atheists, Hindus, Buddhists, Pagans, & Jews…
…Happy Wednesday.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 25, 2019
You just know he was super-pleased with himself as he typed that one out.
Oy vey.
— Kevin Fox ? (@kfury) December 26, 2019
The 119,000 people who liked this presumably have no idea what or when Hanukkah is, and neither apparently does Neil deGrasse Tyson. https://t.co/HhbSAWGk7u
— (((Yair Rosenberg))) (@Yair_Rosenberg) December 26, 2019
I can't speak for any of the others, but you do know it's Chanukah, right?
…Right?
— aSwedishLynx (@LynxSwedish) December 26, 2019
The smartest man on earth didn't know it's Chanukah https://t.co/gccHR2QMPb
— G̶e̶n̶ ̶Z̶,̶ ̶M̶i̶l̶l̶e̶n̶i̶a̶l̶, Gen Yitz (@MeerkatYitz) December 26, 2019
Sounds about right.
I didn’t know Chanukah ? was over. https://t.co/akUnIW2a4l
— Heather (@dswhisperer) December 26, 2019
Dude it’s the 4th night of Chanukah tonight.
— Derek Powazek ? (@fraying) December 26, 2019
Well, that Wednesday is actually a Jewish holiday. It will be the 4th night of Chanukah. Just sayin’…
— turtle lady ?️?✡️ (@TurtleRaiser) December 25, 2019
It's night 4 of Hanukkah, asshole.
— Trevor S. Valle (@tattoosandbones) December 26, 2019
It is the 4th night of Channukah. Dissapointed.
— ((( ✡️ Little Big Mouth ✡️ ))) (@1littleBIGMOUTH) December 26, 2019
Don’t be disappointed … it’s Neil deGrasse Tyson, remember?
It’s the middle of Hanukkah.
— Dr Kendra Preston Leonard (@K_Leonard_PhD) December 26, 2019
Dude. It's Hanukkah.
— Beth Lewis is a queer swamp witch (@BethandCats) December 26, 2019
It's literally smack dab in the middle of Hanukkah but OK boomer
— J-Mike (@Anngwish1) December 26, 2019
It’s literally Chanukkah, Neil. Yikes.
— it’s latke (with SOUR CREAM) season ?✨? (@lslerner) December 26, 2019
Acktuallly
It’s the middle of Hanukkah, you kill joy dumb ass https://t.co/8m6Ja8LrDC
— Jay Malak (@KobbeMalak) December 26, 2019
Can’t wait for next year’s Christmas message!
