White billionaire Michael Bloomberg is reportedly 'actively preparing to' run for the Dem POTUS nomination and para eso estamos aquí

Oh, hey. Just in case this election cycle weren’t already stupid enough for you, it looks like Michael Bloomberg wants to run for president, too:

BLOOMBERG is filing to run for presidenthttps://t.co/ii6si47Cuo

— Alex Burns (@alexburnsNYT) November 7, 2019

"Michael R. Bloomberg is actively preparing to enter the Democratic presidential primary and is expected to file paperwork this week designating himself as a candidate in at least one state with an early filing deadline…” https://t.co/dEjlWhzXfC

— Jonathan Ellis (@jonathanellis) November 7, 2019

Bloomberg taking this step, according to the AP, because he says the current Democratic field is "not well positioned" to defeat Trump.

— Michael Del Moro (@MikeDelMoro) November 7, 2019

OK. Let’s do this.

Ok, Bloomer. https://t.co/jfYI9q0e3g

— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) November 7, 2019

A new challenger enters the vanity primary. https://t.co/BPhBrBHbfA

— neontaster (@neontaster) November 7, 2019

sure why not

— 红色娘子军? (@detachment_red) November 7, 2019

Hell yes https://t.co/kvYerwPpED

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) November 7, 2019

https://t.co/4H6UwZ9rE6 pic.twitter.com/AtFNYIBKsY

— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) November 7, 2019

Folques, ello esta runniendo… https://t.co/QgXMeiJ5Be

— Daniel Foster (@DanFosterType) November 7, 2019

finally somebody more loathsome than Tom Steyer

— derek davison (@dwdavison) November 7, 2019

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL https://t.co/aslS7HRqym

— ? Thankful Ginger ? (@mchastain81) November 7, 2019

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Hey, look, another rich, old, white Democrat guy running for POTUS. https://t.co/LrL6qDSj9u

— ₿ Michelle "Radical" Ray ₿ (@RagnarsMate) November 7, 2019

Mebbe he can borrow Beto's "hell yes" gun line. pic.twitter.com/hhVDZI1RFh

— David Edward ? (@_David_Edward) November 7, 2019

The 2020 election is going to be as though the programmers of the simulation we live in turned all the options on. https://t.co/VAwd9PK4RW

— Varad Mehta (@varadmehta) November 7, 2019

Parting advice:

hide yo slurpees https://t.co/FSimAmF46O

— Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) November 7, 2019

Good idea.

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Update:

From the man himself:

Yo runningo para el presidente por que un billionairo de Nuevo Yorko esta exactlyo what el countryo needs ahora. #BloombitoTwentito

— Miguel Bloombito (@ElBloombito) November 7, 2019