'I want to die': WaPo devotes an entire piece to explaining how the peach emoji has evolved into 'a juice anti-Trump symbol'

Let’s check in and see how the world of journalism is faring, shall we? What’s the Washington Post got for us today?

If you want to understand how the ? sexy peach emoji ? has come to represent both the potential impeachment of President Trump and a butt, you must first look to the ancient Sumerians https://t.co/bMgbqd2SH4

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) October 1, 2019

No longer just for sexting or cobbler, everyone’s favorite ?? thicc stone fruit ?? is now a juicy anti-Trump symbol https://t.co/CpzPKfCvDK

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) October 1, 2019

Yep … seems about right.

Wut. https://t.co/Bo3DlJ6ZhA

— Pradheep J. Shanker (@Neoavatara) October 1, 2019

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— mikes_toasted_cheese (@mikesurike) October 1, 2019

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— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) October 1, 2019

please stop pic.twitter.com/dfOiViBrbd

— Mollie its me your little venice bitch (@totallytuna) October 1, 2019

Well my decision to rely on free clicks instead of subscribing is confirmed ✔️

— Heather Champion (@winningatmylife) October 1, 2019

You should ask for a refund, @JeffBezos

— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) October 1, 2019

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I want to die https://t.co/CxkkGwRHUH

— Yashar Ali ? (@yashar) October 1, 2019

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— Yashar Ali ? (@yashar) October 1, 2019

Maybe the Lord should take WaPo instead. They’ve already got one foot in the grave anyway.

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— Kelly (@Kellykoop) October 1, 2019

Democracy Dies