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Who's ready for a ratio party? Salon takes on the 'sexist, racist, prejudiced' Declaration of Independence

You knew it was coming, and it’s finally here. Salon’s entry into the 2019 Independence Day Hot Take Contest:

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Welp, there you have it.

At least the ratio’s exciting, though:

It’s really poppin’! And on track to get even better.

Of course it’s bait. But why shouldn’t we make the most of it? It’s a holiday, after all.

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