Oh, the humanity! David Corn 'just spotted obscene anti-@AOC graffiti in a bathroom stall' ... is this what it said?; UPDATED

David Corn was just minding his own business and doing his business in a Phoenix airport bathroom when he saw something that profoundly affected him:

I just spotted obscene anti-@AOC graffiti in a bathroom stall in the Phoenix airport. Yes, really. (Not going to post a photo of it.)

— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) March 5, 2019

This sounds serious, you guys.

pic.twitter.com/kEdxdD78bI

— Jason (@leeharvey418) March 5, 2019

pic.twitter.com/oCNANzllvz

— ConservativeBlackMan ???? (@NevilleD35) March 5, 2019

I've never seen ANY graffiti at Sky Harbor. Granted, I haven't been through since the end of 2014, but I can't believe that would have changed so quickly AND that some random politician three thousand miles away would have been the catalyst.

— Brian Guy (@ItsThatBriGuy) March 5, 2019

Note: I've been to the Phoenix airport about a zillion times and have never seen any graffiti there. The bathrooms are spotless.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) March 5, 2019

What, you mean you don’t think dudes pooping in Phoenix have better things to do than draw obscene AOC art?

Right. I'm supposed to believe you over a straight shooter like David Corn?

— BT (@back_ttys) March 5, 2019

I suspect two Nigerians did this

— SICASMASH (@Davidsica52) March 5, 2019

Ha!

pics or it didnt happen

— Trev – ?Retest the Lows? (@hvymetalinvestr) March 5, 2019

For real, a photo would probably boost Corn’s bottomed-out credibility at least a little bit. If he has no evidence of the graffiti, we’ll be forced to speculate about what it said.

That would be pretty obscene … but we’re not sure anything could offend David Corn’s sensibilities any more than this:

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“Socialism sucks”? pic.twitter.com/EUVfIxh4jY

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) March 5, 2019

Perfect.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with an additional tweet.

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Update:

Phoenix Sky Harbor would like to see the “graffiti” for themselves:

Hi David – would you mind telling us which terminal and concourse so we can let our Facilities team know?

— PHX Sky Harbor (@PHXSkyHarbor) March 5, 2019

Hope David wrote that info down somewhere.

LOL…they fell for it. https://t.co/lEpady1QrE

— Eric Spencer (@JustEric) March 5, 2019

Or they’re calling him out. https://t.co/L0clVfboqe

— RBe (@RBPundit) March 5, 2019

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Update:

Airport would like to know where David Corn saw that obscene AOC graffiti so they can clean it up https://t.co/UtWU9hdhU8

— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) March 5, 2019