Hold onto your barf bags! Oprah will interview Beto O'Rourke live in Times Square

Is this why Beto O’Rourke went to the dentist yesterday? To get his teeth all nice and sparkly for Queen Oprah?

Brace yourselves, folks. It’s all happening:

Um, Oprah is gonna do a live interview with @BetoORourke in Times Square on Feb. 5. That is all.

— Amy Chozick (@amychozick) January 11, 2019

https://t.co/Q8Wtc8m1WZ

— Amy Chozick (@amychozick) January 11, 2019

Because of course.

Lol of course ? https://t.co/CyL5rlC9S7

— Andy (@andypatton) January 11, 2019

Lolllllllll https://t.co/5Mk2E5ELrx

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) January 11, 2019

When did she get a dental hygienist license? https://t.co/Jj2eOgMGOl

— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) January 11, 2019

Is it customary for dental hygienists to perform tongue baths?

Doesn't take a genius to imagine where this is going… https://t.co/yPOVEEjBuP

— Esoteric Jeff (@EsotericCD) January 11, 2019

We definitely know where we’re going: Off to start getting liquored up for this thing. We’re gonna need one hell of a head-start.