Gee, we can't imagine why NBC News would cover this Beto O'Rourke 'exclusive'

Brace yourselves for an NBC News exclusive, guys:

NBC News Exclusive via @aseitzwald: Beto O'Rourke beats out Biden and Sanders in 2020 straw poll from MoveOn https://t.co/BH3PNAzLyD

— Michael Del Moro (@MikeDelMoro) December 11, 2018

Could they at least try not to be so obvious about wanting to make President Beto O’Rourke happen?

And Ron Paul won every straw poll he was included in.

So? https://t.co/bYXfjItbIz

— RBe (@RBPundit) December 11, 2018

This is so dumb

— Domino's Pizza (@leahserious) December 11, 2018

In a sane world, a MoveOn straw poll would not be news. But this world hasn’t been sane for some time now.

Presidential politics might be cults of personality from here on out. https://t.co/GSmHlRf9hl

— jon gabriel (@exjon) December 11, 2018

To be fair, that’s been the case for a while — thanks in large part to our Guardians of Truth.