'Reality bites'! Federal judge delivers a big-a** blow to Stormy Daniels and Michael Avenatti

Is it possible to overdose on schadenfreude? Because if so, we’re in big trouble.

BREAKING: Federal judge dismisses Stormy Daniels’ defamation lawsuit against President Trump. https://t.co/kdrUxk2XiK pic.twitter.com/yGbEsqlueC

— NBC News (@NBCNews) October 15, 2018

Breaking: Federal judge dismisses Stormy Daniels’ defamation lawsuit against Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/wkbcbd6gwe

— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) October 15, 2018

And get this:

Here's the full order, which includes attorneys' fees for Trump if they seek them: https://t.co/Xe1LAo84bg pic.twitter.com/lwPj2V1Cmn

— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) October 15, 2018

Dude.

Oh. https://t.co/2UeCkdnGPQ

— Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D., M.S. (@Neoavatara) October 15, 2018

So
Much
Winning https://t.co/7iV5TA24KN

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) October 15, 2018

Ace attorney Michael Avenatti strikes again!

No no, this is quite simply impossible. @MichaelAvenatti has clearly stated many times that his client is going to win this case. https://t.co/E5gOAaJPSi

— STEALTH JEFF (@drawandstrike) October 15, 2018

It’s almost as if …

.@MichaelAvenatti Have you ever noticed that you’re actually terrible at your job? https://t.co/mdFsjcj6hY

— Orange Muppet Energy (@sunnyright) October 15, 2018

To be fair, you can’t expect him to be a lawyer when he’s busy grifting and running for president.

Great work, @MichaelAvenatti. https://t.co/bVU3fZm0lY

— (((AG))) (@AG_Conservative) October 15, 2018

Is that 0-2 or 0-3 for @MichaelAvenatti?
I’ve lost track of his losses.

— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) October 15, 2018

Re Judge’s limited ruling: Daniels’ other claims against Trump and Cohen proceed unaffected. Trump’s contrary claims are as deceptive as his claims about the inauguration attendance.

We will appeal the dismissal of the defamation cause of action and are confident in a reversal.

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) October 15, 2018

Michael Avenatti’s confidence isn’t worth much these days:

Donald Trump Jr. will be indicted before his birthday on 12-31-18. If you doubt my prediction, please check my record over the last 7 months. #Winning

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) October 11, 2018

Stormy Daniels' lawsuit against Trump was just thrown out of court. #NotWinning https://t.co/rgue94bCcV

— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) October 15, 2018

Check his record. El. Oh. El.

Michael Avenatti's defamation suit against President Trump was not only dismissed, but client Stormy Daniels has also been ordered to pay all of Trump's attorney fees: https://t.co/KAqL0xl60h

Avenatti somehow still thinks he can outrun the ambulance… https://t.co/WuxGXofMCM

— Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz) October 15, 2018

He’s fixin’ to get run over.

NBC apologizes…
Hillary face-plant…
Warren face-plant..
And now Avenatti goes down ==> https://t.co/HAqhWpGjlJ

— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) October 15, 2018

It’s like dominoes.