Well, geez. No wonder Beto O’Rourke keeps coming up with excuses not to debate Ted Cruz! Can you imagine him trying to explain this to his legions of fans?

https://twitter.com/KimnotNoir/status/1034821000251273216

Hoo boy.

Maybe he was thinking about how badass he looks on a skateboard.

https://twitter.com/KimnotNoir/status/1034822295288725505

They’re too busy drowning in puddles of their own drool to notice.

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HA! Is THIS why Beto O’Rourke is putting off debating Ted Cruz?