Let’s be real: The news cycle pretty much sucks right now. We could all use a good laugh for a change. Fortunately, Sarah Jeong’s got the goods. No, really!
Sarah Jeong's new completely sterilized twitter account is the funniest thing happening right now.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) August 20, 2018
https://twitter.com/jtLOL/status/1031594326680391680
Well, not quite everybody … but a lot of people. In case you’re one of them, here’s what you’ve been missing lately:
Walmart shares up 10% on news of online sales lift https://t.co/TgPW3OFDZM
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) August 16, 2018
Inflation Unexpectedly Hits 3% in Test for Bank of Canada https://t.co/7qumpP0Zxy
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) August 17, 2018
How to stay friends with an estate agent https://t.co/6n2v8djab2
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) August 17, 2018
It gets even better:
Nothing like a cool glass of water on a warm day! pic.twitter.com/qXHIpsdVVV
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) August 18, 2018
Don't forget, fall is just around the corner! https://t.co/qqWmrmQdJG
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) August 19, 2018
3,200-year-old cheese discovered in ancient tomb. Wow!https://t.co/dcjhOiF3Qp
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) August 19, 2018
can i have some
— chris hooks (@cd_hooks) August 19, 2018
Only if you cut it LOL! Just kidding, I like to joke some times
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) August 19, 2018
She likes to joke sometimes.
An Atlantic horseshoe is lucky for autumn weather https://t.co/6SEGKGQn3t
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) August 20, 2018
The Neglected Benefits of the Commute — looking on the bright side of things, how nice ! https://t.co/UK2wbdH8Ex
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) August 20, 2018
Wow, Sarah. You’ve changed!
"Boy the weather sure is nice as I sit here and drink my water"
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) August 20, 2018
"Today's weather report is cloudy with a 30% chance of rain. Dress accordingly, everyone!"
— James Hasson (@JamesHasson20) August 20, 2018
As @redsteeze pointed out, @SarahJeong’s boring basic Twitter account is amazing to read. It’s like… how do I even ratio such pleasant Tweets? pic.twitter.com/RKdoXPYz8t
— Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) August 20, 2018
It’s like hiring a heavily sedated Stone Cold Steve Austin to write a Miss Manners column.
— Derek Malcolm (@goingoffdgrid) August 20, 2018
It totally is.
Its almost like Sarah Jeong's Twitter account has been WHITE washed…
Oh the irony ?
— Februquarius (@Februquarius75) August 20, 2018
Ha!
Snort.
if it's intentional it's pretty brilliant.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) August 20, 2018
We just need to enjoy this while we can.
The fact that you know it's killing Jeong makes it even funnier.
— BearNJ (@jimbearNJ) August 20, 2018
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