'OH NO'! Elizabeth Warren is gonna BLOW A GASKET when she sees this headline

Big news from last night’s primaries, guys:

Openly gay Dem wins House primary, would be first Native American woman elected to Congress https://t.co/nC6ECMhBE2 pic.twitter.com/7OsY4EZhHh

— The Hill (@thehill) August 8, 2018

More from The Hill:

Sharice Davids, an attorney and former professional mixed martial arts fighter, declared victory Wednesday in the Democratic primary in Kansas’s 3rd District over a candidate backed by both Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) and up-and-coming star Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

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Sanders and his allied group, Our Revolution, have had mixed results in Democratic primaries. In House races, only two of five Democrats he’s endorsed have won their contests, though he’s had a better record in gubernatorial primaries, where his preferred candidates easily won in both Georgia and Maryland.

OK, the part about the combined powers of Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez failing to deliver is pretty funny, but here’s what’s really getting people’s attention:

Still, Davids, who’s openly gay, remains a fairly progressive candidate and the latest high-profile female candidate running this year. If she wins in November, she would be the first Native American woman elected to Congress.

But … but …

How is this possible?

— Larry’s Twin Patron Saint of Nudes (@LarrysTwin99) August 8, 2018

How, indeed?

https://twitter.com/DanFosterType/status/1027231335411314689

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Who was first?

— Matthew DesOrmeaux ⚜ (@authoridad) August 8, 2018

Why, the OG, of course:

"Excuse me?" – @senwarren https://t.co/hWA5jqOWBh

— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) August 8, 2018

Oh man.

https://twitter.com/ihate_everyone2/status/1027233428855554050

Excellent subtweet of @SenWarren https://t.co/V81AnRa545

— Jerry Dunleavy (@JerryDunleavy) August 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/OhioCoastie/status/1027236619412287488

Oh no. @SenWarren is going to be absolutely pissed when she finds this out.

— B-Ray Presto (@BradPresta) August 8, 2018

First? Oh, this is awkward. Care to comment, @SenWarren? https://t.co/biAZmo9PXr

— Colin Duffy (@TheRightDuff) August 8, 2018

Uh, Elizabeth Warren may have something to say about that.

— Jim Backs the Blue (@JimBacksTheBlue) August 8, 2018

And we cannot wait to hear what it is.