Remember when Michael Avenatti wasn’t a thing? It’s getting more and more difficult, thanks to Avenatti’s insistence that we give a crap about him.
When I was 15, I really wanted to work at the local @McDonalds. But you had to be 16. So I doctored my birth certificate by changing the year of birth. I know it is only a matter of time before Trump discovers my “birther issue,” so I thought I should come clean now. I’m sorry.
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) August 7, 2018
Not as sorry as we are.
And just to be clear, the McDonalds was in St. Louis, not Kenya.
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) August 7, 2018
Wouldn’t it just be easier to pin “PAY ATTENTION TO ME” to the top of his Twitter page?
one of the worst things about this era is this twit becoming part of the zeitgeist https://t.co/ryMaggfsZy
— David Rutz (@DavidRutz) August 7, 2018
Seriously. Trump’s birther nonsense is stupid. Avenatti’s desperate swipe at him for it is stupid. In short, everything is stupid.
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