Good news, everyone: The New Yorker is still as awful as you thought.
It's Friday the 13th, not April Fools Day. https://t.co/kOlxXpwQkP
— Currently between fraudulent suspensions (@jtLOL) April 13, 2018
Evidently they missed the memo, because they actually published this dreck about Chick-fil-A:
https://twitter.com/DanPiepenbring/status/984818138549235712
Chick-fil-A’s arrival in New York City feels like an infiltration, in no small part because of its pervasive Christian traditionalism. https://t.co/wnhMrMBN6z
— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) April 13, 2018
They literally cannot help themselves.
Are you people for real?
— Matt Threlfall (@RiponPreacher) April 13, 2018
https://twitter.com/mckaycoppins/status/984850341475815431
LOLOLOL
— Rey De Armas ☕️ (@reydearmas) April 13, 2018
https://twitter.com/notwokieleaks/status/984847623009030144
https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/984845562905284609
Hey. Hate chicken is no laughing matter.
Are you guys really that threatened over a chickenstand
— conscious?? (@conscious___) April 13, 2018
Yes. Yes they are:
Today, the Cows’ “guerrilla insurgency” is more of a carpet bombing. New Yorkers are under no obligation to repeat what they say. Enough, we can tell them. NO MOR.
We couldn’t parody this if we tried.
Too smug. Admit it the food is damn good.
— Carroll Sterne (@cpsterne) April 13, 2018
.@ChickfilA is delicious and appeals to urban dwellers too. Can’t stop consumer demand for delicious chicken! https://t.co/OolFFdcbI7
— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) April 13, 2018
https://twitter.com/loringlav74/status/984849732156575744
Haha. Oh NO those Christians are at it again. ? Relax NY sit down have a sandwich. It’ll be ok.
— momza83 (@momza83) April 13, 2018
Lmao you're so mad, it makes their hate chicken even more delicious https://t.co/DZ5rBLPsV1
— David Rutz (@DavidRutz) April 13, 2018
This article is a load of crap. Just eat the food and enjoy or don’t eat the food. Your choice!
— Trish C the Dish (@TrishCtheDish) April 13, 2018
And pass up a golden opportunity to shame Christians? As if.
THE POWER OF CHICKEN COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF CHICKEN COMPELS YOU!
— Nando (@TooOldTooStupid) April 13, 2018
HEAD FOR COVER! THE JESUS CHICKENS ARE INVADING! https://t.co/QYG7wGvaiq
— Mo Mo (@molratty) April 13, 2018
"OMG keep your Jesus chicken away from me!" shrieked the Party of Science. https://t.co/a2EXKh3Qhe
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) April 13, 2018
Run away!
It's only a restaurant. Just imagine what the @NewYorker thinks of black people. https://t.co/rNfvMDtE6O
— JavelinaBomb (@javelinabomb) April 13, 2018
It's a freakin chicken sandwich, what's wrong with you people. Do you have an issue with devout Muslims operating Halal carts? Is that an "infiltration?" https://t.co/iKxE2qBDd3
— David Marcus (@BlueBoxDave) April 13, 2018
Trying to imagine the New Yorker blasting a thriving restaurant chain for its "pervasive Muslim traditionalism" or "pervasive Jewish traditionalism" https://t.co/6KFys22iz5
— Peter J. Hasson (@peterjhasson) April 13, 2018
https://twitter.com/Moj_kobe/status/984854405156560896
We have a pretty good idea.
Some parting food for thought:
The best chicken nuggets. Wonderful, friendly service.
Closed on Sundays and still making a huge profit.
Annoying Christianphobic New Yorkers.What’s not to love about Chick-fil-A? https://t.co/EVTjCqgTpS
— Kimberly Ross (@SouthernKeeks) April 13, 2018
Get some. Get some!
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional text and tweets.
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