'Hellish CRAZYVILLE': Portland may have just out-Portlanded itself [pics]

Just when you thought we’d reached peak wokeness … along comes this:

Just another day in Portland, Ore. pic.twitter.com/kkheVqu9ct

— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) February 7, 2018

“Due to patriarchy.”

But wait! There’s more:

There was a large trigger warning next to the menstruation products about gendered language on the boxes and instructions so I don’t think this was an attempt at humor by the way.

— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) February 7, 2018

Here is one of the trigger warnings next to the menstruation products letting customers know that the staff changed some of the “gender-binary and patriarchal language.” pic.twitter.com/3bXKuvfPnC

— Andy Ngo (@MrAndyNgo) February 7, 2018

Good Lord.

What? https://t.co/fMyrM2dxX1

— John Stossel (@JohnStossel) February 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/Hoje0308/status/961049449249337345

No words…..

— Austin Newsom (@AustinNewsom11) February 7, 2018

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— SEEEEEEEB ??? (@Seacrass) February 7, 2018

OH FFS!

— George Psofimis (@GPsofimis) February 8, 2018

What hellish crazyville have you stumbled into?

— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) February 7, 2018

Forget it, Jake: It’s Portland.

Portlandia. It's real.

— Dave Ruthenberg (@DaveRuthenberg) February 7, 2018

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— Nathan Zadworny (@NathanZadworny) February 7, 2018

Godspeed, Mr. Ngo.

Send prayer to @MrAndyNgo who seems to have stumbled upon a SJW nest. ?? pic.twitter.com/X1jZcWZOMo

— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) February 7, 2018