'LMAO!' Jon Gabriel et al. give shutdown schmuck Schumer the beating he deserves

The government shutdown is ending, not with a bang, but with the most pathetic of whimpers:

.@SenSchumer: "We will vote today to re-open the government." pic.twitter.com/fxt5hnzvLh

— Fox News (@FoxNews) January 22, 2018

Soon, the govt will reopen, and we have a lot to do:

• #ProtectDreamers
• Write a budget
• Address health care, veterans, disaster relief, pensions & the opioid epidemic.

The #TrumpShutdown will soon end, but the work goes on.

— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) January 22, 2018

How embarrassing for Chuck Schumer.

Cloture invoked, overwhelmingly. The pointless & unpopular #SchumerShutdown is ending.

— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) January 22, 2018

Democrats have managed to accede to Republican demands, demoralize their energized base, give a disengaged president a win, and look like they held a meaningless three day government shutdown — all at once.

— Matt Viser (@mviser) January 22, 2018

I doubted it was possible, but Dems have actually lost a shutdown fight. Schumer has agreed to end the filibuster in exchange for practically nothing. Make no mistake: Schumer & Dems caved. What a political fiasco.

— Brit Hume (@brithume) January 22, 2018

You know, at times like this, there’s really only one thing to do: Mock. Mercilessly. And fortunately for the rest of us, Jon Gabriel is on it:

Schumer, the master strategist. pic.twitter.com/09YERDnE0t

— jon gabriel (@exjon) January 22, 2018

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— jon gabriel (@exjon) January 22, 2018

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— jon gabriel (@exjon) January 22, 2018

#SchumerShutdown pic.twitter.com/BvlroTKTTO

— jon gabriel (@exjon) January 22, 2018

#SchumerShutdown pic.twitter.com/dH9hDwG9hE

— jon gabriel (@exjon) January 22, 2018

Let’s keep this going, shall we?

https://twitter.com/alwaysonoffense/status/955495353566056448

Yep…. pic.twitter.com/HgI5WxLlsH

— kirk jett (@Jettman62) January 22, 2018

#SchumerShutdown pic.twitter.com/7OFSA8dise

— The OG Hillbilly (@LauraLMonroe33) January 22, 2018

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— Paul Kugman’s Fax Machine (@deepereyes) January 22, 2018

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— kirk jett (@Jettman62) January 22, 2018

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— Bob Richards (@BobRichards57) January 22, 2018

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— The Zeroth Tim (@Timacious_D) January 22, 2018

Perfect. All perfect.

Lmao! These are great

— The OG Hillbilly (@LauraLMonroe33) January 22, 2018

More, please!