Chelsea Handler isn’t going away, is she?
I'm going to go on the record and say, "I'm sexually attracted to Robert Mueller." Bob. And, it's getting more intense every day.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) September 19, 2017
So Trump is a sexist pig … but liberals can totally turn men into sex objects. Hardly seems fair, does it?
Gotta admit, hearing today that Mueller's close to indicting Manafort, it gave me a lady boner. ??
— Sugar Tits ? (@PiggyShitCock) September 19, 2017
Same
— Heidi l wilson (@Heidilwilson3) September 19, 2017
Jump his bones Chelsea
— George P Field (@gfield500) September 19, 2017
Omg me too!! And I've been fresh out of hormones for years!!!
— fran johnson (@phran310) September 19, 2017
I'm a gold star lesbian but I'm gonna have to agree with you on this.
— ??❄️ ~ Roni ~ ??❄️ #TeamAnyoneButTrump (@paleblueeyes24) September 19, 2017
I think he is the kind of guy that gives simultaneous orgasms to all the ladies ??
— Laura Van Kleeck (@Vankleecksells) September 19, 2017
Just hope the "climax" isn't a big LET DOWN after all the "foreplay" & "anticipation" of "things to come". O_O
— CureThaConservatives (@ScottieTakesOn) September 19, 2017
You guys can double w me and Jim Acosta. #momcrush
— Mom account (@twit6615) September 19, 2017
Stop.
don't make that man throw up in his mouth
— Rob (@beuka23) September 19, 2017
https://twitter.com/doughmaster1968/status/910190645570043905
We sure did.
Time for you all to grow up.I have never seen this level of desperation in my whole life.
— jonas (@jonas_mokgele) September 19, 2017
You have my prayers, Robert Mueller https://t.co/TR0Ku9SMnj
— Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock aka Kimberly (@conkc2) September 19, 2017
Amen. Godspeed, Mr. Mueller.
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