Now THAT's scary! Stephen King's attempt to poetry-slam Trump is frighteningly awful

https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/836318216267902977

Ladies and gentlemen, celebrated author Stephen King:

Trumpty-Dumpty promised a wall. Trumpty-Dumpty had a great fall. Mexican woman & Mexican men wouldn't put Trumpty together again.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) February 27, 2017

That guy has built an entire career based on writing … and that’s the best he can come up with?

.@StephenKing oh please do a book of poetry.

— Andrew Wiggin (@AndrewWiggin502) February 27, 2017

Please don’t.

https://twitter.com/Dalex_60/status/836316273688592387

Not by a long shot. A few pieces of parting advice for the wannabe-poet:

https://twitter.com/Paulsy01/status/836318227001192461

https://twitter.com/jimstinson/status/836318385013145602

https://twitter.com/atheling11/status/836318625623486465

https://twitter.com/TNAJeff2/status/836316687985164289

https://twitter.com/Hancal2/status/836317694546825216

https://twitter.com/AuntieM1776/status/836319039916019712

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