Just how thrilling was Bill de Blasio's DNC speech? Prepare to be dazzled

What if a New York City mayor spoke at the DNC, and nobody listened? Would he still make a sound?

Well, technically, Bill de Blasio made a sound … but nobody cared:

Wow the crowd is riveted by de Blasio pic.twitter.com/1u7DaMgsZ7

— Jamie Stelter (@JamieStelter) July 27, 2016

Poor Bill.

yikes

— Hank (@BigBlueHank) July 27, 2016

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