How'd the RNC manage to score THIS speaker for its convention?

Wow, Trump had to LITERALLY dig up Convention speakers! Lol

— Vampire Shades (@panny2112) July 7, 2016

With the Republican National Convention only a few weeks away, the GOP’s running out of time to line up quality speakers. According to the official convention app, they’ve only locked down one thus far. But he packs a wallop:

The only speaker listed on GOP's new convention app is George Washington… https://t.co/rMQmi93WdD

— Ryan Lovelace (@LovelaceRyanD) July 7, 2016

No, really:

Currently under the "Speakers" section of the GOP convention …wishful thinking? pic.twitter.com/AW93KWhHJX

— Jackie Kucinich (@JFKucinich) July 7, 2016

Can’t wait to see how that’s gonna work.

hologram, yo https://t.co/BbIdN3kdld

— Evan Smith (@evanasmith) July 7, 2016

Newt will dress up as George and read some of the speeches

— Joseph Meliambro (@JosephMeliambro) July 7, 2016

@BecketAdams he's not speaking but they are using his spinning corpse to generate electricity to power the arena

— George MF Washington (@GMFWashington) July 7, 2016

Full speech text: "BRRRAAAAAIIIIINS!" https://t.co/22QgSJP6BD

— Olivier Knox (@OKnox) July 7, 2016

Aside from the fact that George Washington is still dead, there could be another problem the RNC hasn’t thought of:

@AdamWeinstein Trump will probably object, given that Washington wasn't born a US citizen.

— Carson Stanwood (@carsonstanwood) July 7, 2016

Uh-oh …