Shaun King, eat your heart out! Meet the person who 'currently has the gold in the oppression olympics' [pic]

. WOW! And I thought that only one semester at Oberlin would do that

— Paddy O’Dhonnabhain (@ODhonnabhain) May 20, 2016

This really is quite an impressive feat:

By the way SJWs, this is the guy to beat. He currently has the gold in the oppression olympics. pic.twitter.com/a4xOtnwkzc

— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) May 20, 2016

Wow.

https://twitter.com/Amyloukingery/status/733675996646416384

No joke:

Nope. True! https://t.co/Y2dRx2oY5j

— ✝️ Prepare (@politicsiswar) May 20, 2016

Of course it’s true. Because why not?

https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/733719642104029184

Well, almost …

his whiteness likely cancels out 2 or 3 oppression points. i dont have a #sjw oppression chart to know for certain though.

— dKetzer ?? ? (@d_ketzer) May 20, 2016

the Hierarchy of Victimhood is absolute, so all it would take would be for a black dude to do this.

— Dr. Kankokage (@kankokage) May 20, 2016

https://twitter.com/DannyFromWI/status/733666802442473472

If only she had a physical disability, too.

— Skinny Filter (@SkinnyFilter) May 20, 2016

Who’s to say she doesn’t?

Now, as some of you may have noticed:

https://twitter.com/DefendWallSt/status/733719353863065601

Fair point. However:

Well, it hasn’t lost any of its stupidness.

— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) May 20, 2016

None whatsoever.