Please clap for this awkwardness:
Jeb: "Mom, my crowd sizes usually aren’t this large. I wonder why."
— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) February 5, 2016
Jeb: "My mother was lucky we didn't have a child-abuse hotline" b/c she was the disciplinarian
— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) February 5, 2016
Uhhhhhh …
https://twitter.com/notkylefoley/status/695398889780740096
…please clap https://t.co/vadkdIjVIV
— Phineas (@Phineas) February 5, 2016
https://twitter.com/caulkthewagon/status/695401169384964096
Holy crap. https://t.co/QPSSO4Osxo
— Michelle Quist (@MichelleLQuist) February 5, 2016
oh jeb https://t.co/7QxMh1bTQ2
— Amanda Rose (@hawleyrose) February 5, 2016
JEB!!!! https://t.co/tljt8HxhiK
— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair ? (@senatorshoshana) February 5, 2016
STOP TALKING, JEB https://t.co/X96QgF3YZw
— Green Bean Casserole Liker (@foxxi_loxxi) February 5, 2016
https://twitter.com/DFosterEvans/status/695400465173864449
Oh Jeb… No… https://t.co/99OXryQO0o
— Ankit Panda (@nktpnd) February 5, 2016
Someone save Jeb(!) from himself https://t.co/T7rb8Uw8D2
— steph grimes (@stephgrimes) February 5, 2016
………………….. https://t.co/oS0l8zu1OU
— Jonathan "Boo and Vote" Cohn (@JonathanCohn) February 5, 2016
— Josh Eidelson (@josheidelson) February 5, 2016
………….. https://t.co/qGsb9P3Pcn
— SoapView (@SoapView) February 5, 2016
https://twitter.com/fspacef/status/695410627846647808
But wait — there’s more!
Jeb: I apologize mom, I called Donald Trump a jerk
— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) February 5, 2016
Jeb responding to distinct odor: “Someone’s smoking in here. Lighting up in the school!"
— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) February 5, 2016
Jeb asked about GMOs: “I go shopping and I love to look at all the labeling”
— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) February 5, 2016
Jeb tells a woman asking about GMOs that he usually does the grocery shopping "and love[s] to look at all the labeling."
— Eli Stokols (@EliStokols) February 5, 2016
Is this real life? No, seriously. Is it?
Jeb continues to outdo himself for the most Jeb-esque answers ever. https://t.co/Ft2XQWBDM6
— Cameron Newton (@CamBNewton) February 5, 2016
https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/695415498628935681
"Sometimes I memorize bar codes. Thick thick thin thin thin thick thin thin thick thick thin. That's Kraft Easy Mac" https://t.co/ful5NLKcoK
— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) February 5, 2016
Sweet merciful crap, how bad is Jeb at this? RT @ZekeJMiller Jeb asked about GMOs: “I go shopping and I love to look at all the labeling”
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) February 5, 2016
https://twitter.com/BAYCITYVINCE/status/695415484536061952
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