'Sweet merciful crap'! Move over, 'please clap' — Jeb!'s not done being awkward

Please clap for this awkwardness:

Jeb: "Mom, my crowd sizes usually aren’t this large. I wonder why."

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) February 5, 2016

Jeb: "My mother was lucky we didn't have a child-abuse hotline" b/c she was the disciplinarian

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) February 5, 2016

Uhhhhhh …

https://twitter.com/notkylefoley/status/695398889780740096

…please clap https://t.co/vadkdIjVIV

— Phineas (@Phineas) February 5, 2016

https://twitter.com/caulkthewagon/status/695401169384964096

Holy crap. https://t.co/QPSSO4Osxo

— Michelle Quist (@MichelleLQuist) February 5, 2016

oh jeb https://t.co/7QxMh1bTQ2

— Amanda Rose (@hawleyrose) February 5, 2016

JEB!!!! https://t.co/tljt8HxhiK

— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair ? (@senatorshoshana) February 5, 2016

STOP TALKING, JEB https://t.co/X96QgF3YZw

— Green Bean Casserole Liker (@foxxi_loxxi) February 5, 2016

https://twitter.com/DFosterEvans/status/695400465173864449

Oh Jeb… No… https://t.co/99OXryQO0o

— Ankit Panda (@nktpnd) February 5, 2016

Someone save Jeb(!) from himself https://t.co/T7rb8Uw8D2

— steph grimes (@stephgrimes) February 5, 2016

………………….. https://t.co/oS0l8zu1OU

— Jonathan "Boo and Vote" Cohn (@JonathanCohn) February 5, 2016

…https://t.co/vRm4CwK0T3

— Josh Eidelson (@josheidelson) February 5, 2016

………….. https://t.co/qGsb9P3Pcn

— SoapView (@SoapView) February 5, 2016

https://twitter.com/fspacef/status/695410627846647808

But wait — there’s more!

Jeb: I apologize mom, I called Donald Trump a jerk

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) February 5, 2016

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Jeb responding to distinct odor: “Someone’s smoking in here. Lighting up in the school!"

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) February 5, 2016

Jeb asked about GMOs: “I go shopping and I love to look at all the labeling”

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) February 5, 2016

Jeb tells a woman asking about GMOs that he usually does the grocery shopping "and love[s] to look at all the labeling."

— Eli Stokols (@EliStokols) February 5, 2016

Is this real life? No, seriously. Is it?

Jeb continues to outdo himself for the most Jeb-esque answers ever. https://t.co/Ft2XQWBDM6

— Cameron Newton (@CamBNewton) February 5, 2016

https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/695415498628935681

"Sometimes I memorize bar codes. Thick thick thin thin thin thick thin thin thick thick thin. That's Kraft Easy Mac" https://t.co/ful5NLKcoK

— kilgore trout was in the loop (@KT_So_It_Goes) February 5, 2016

Sweet merciful crap, how bad is Jeb at this? RT @ZekeJMiller Jeb asked about GMOs: “I go shopping and I love to look at all the labeling”

— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) February 5, 2016

https://twitter.com/BAYCITYVINCE/status/695415484536061952

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