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'Regret this tweet yet?' Cosmo: Buying guns should be 'just as difficult' as getting an abortion

Stuffed-uterus-loving Democratic Missouri State Rep. Stacey Newman has penned an op-ed for Cosmo, which the mag was only too happy to share with us:

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Sounds profound, right? Wait until you actually read it:

Earlier this month, I pre-filed a bill in the Missouri House, where I am a representative, which would require those buying a gun to undergo similar restrictions as women must undergo for an abortion.

Under this bill, if you wanted to buy a gun, you would have to endure a mandatory 72-hour waiting period so you could think seriously about your purchase. You’d need a doctor’s written permission, and you’d have to purchase your gun at least 120 miles from your home, which is the average distance a woman in Missouri must travel to reach our sole abortion clinic. I also included in the bill a required viewing of a 30-minute video on fatal firearm injuries, a mandatory visit to an emergency trauma center that treats gun violence victims, and a mandatory visit with at least two faith leaders who have officiated at funerals of victims under the age of 18.

I am sick and tired of bills in Missouri penalizing clinics, physicians, and patients with insane new requirements. And at the same time, I am sick of watching the gun lobby buying the Missouri GOP party. I am angry watching gun manufacturers profit as gun violence fatalities add up. I am furious about the misogyny that permeates my state Capitol, with male legislators thinking nothing of interfering with women’s private reproductive care. I am disgusted and just plain mad.

Bless her heart. Stacey thinks she’s making some kind of bold statement here. Alas, the only statement she’s making is that she’s desperate and ignorant — and that Cosmo’s just as desperate and ignorant for publishing that garbage.

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https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/677582086904160256

That’s a pretty safe bet.

https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/677581928376229888

Dana Loesch has another good question:

Yeah, Newman and Cosmo reeeeeally didn’t think this one through, did they?

Don’t mind if we do.

https://twitter.com/InspiredHome6/status/677583109739577344

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Hey, Cosmo, something to keep in mind for next time:

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