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'Good thing ISIS is contained'! State Dept. issues 'worldwide travel alert'

Well, that guy’s got it made. This one’s in trouble, though:

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Looks like it sucks to be you, buddy. You, and anyone else who plans on traveling, well, anywhere:

This oughtta be good.

From the State Department:

The State Department alerts U.S. citizens to possible risks of travel due to increased terrorist threats. Current information suggests that ISIL (aka Da’esh), al-Qa’ida, Boko Haram, and other terrorist groups continue to plan terrorist attacks in multiple regions.  These attacks may employ a wide variety of tactics, using conventional and non-conventional weapons and targeting both official and private interests.  This Travel Alert expires on February 24, 2016.

Authorities believe the likelihood of terror attacks will continue as members of ISIL/Da’esh return from Syria and Iraq.  Additionally, there is a continuing threat from unaffiliated persons planning attacks inspired by major terrorist organizations but conducted on an individual basis.  Extremists have targeted large sporting events, theatres, open markets, and aviation services.  In the past year, there have been multiple attacks in France, Nigeria, Denmark, Turkey, and Mali.  ISIL/Da’esh has claimed responsibility for the bombing of a Russian airliner in Egypt.

Well, that’s comforting!

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Ohhhh.

So far. That we know of.

https://twitter.com/KristinaRibali/status/668946064527888384

Well, on the plus side, at least the travel advisory’s only temporary …

https://twitter.com/CAPSLOCKHUSTLER/status/668922203333857280

https://twitter.com/mawrightjr/status/668922192114118657

https://twitter.com/Will_Antonin/status/668921396395909120

That raises a good question, though:

Hmmm.

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