Well, that guy’s got it made. This one’s in trouble, though:
@iowahawkblog I was going to leave the office soon and go home. Now what am I supposed to do?
— Poor Substitute for Publius (@psforpublius) November 23, 2015
Looks like it sucks to be you, buddy. You, and anyone else who plans on traveling, well, anywhere:
Literally don't leave your room. The bathroom is risky. Kitchen out of the question https://t.co/IG7FxVQ8ub
— Amy Miller (@ThatAmyMiller) November 24, 2015
Damn you, JV team! State Department Issues Travel Warning…For The The Entire Planet https://t.co/k13GqkF7bA via @dailycaller
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) November 23, 2015
This oughtta be good.
From the State Department:
The State Department alerts U.S. citizens to possible risks of travel due to increased terrorist threats. Current information suggests that ISIL (aka Da’esh), al-Qa’ida, Boko Haram, and other terrorist groups continue to plan terrorist attacks in multiple regions. These attacks may employ a wide variety of tactics, using conventional and non-conventional weapons and targeting both official and private interests. This Travel Alert expires on February 24, 2016.
Authorities believe the likelihood of terror attacks will continue as members of ISIL/Da’esh return from Syria and Iraq. Additionally, there is a continuing threat from unaffiliated persons planning attacks inspired by major terrorist organizations but conducted on an individual basis. Extremists have targeted large sporting events, theatres, open markets, and aviation services. In the past year, there have been multiple attacks in France, Nigeria, Denmark, Turkey, and Mali. ISIL/Da’esh has claimed responsibility for the bombing of a Russian airliner in Egypt.
Well, that’s comforting!
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Advisory from US State Department: avoid planet Earth if possible pic.twitter.com/yFHz16zLdS
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 23, 2015
@iowahawkblog because that's the planet where ISIS is contained
— Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) November 23, 2015
Ohhhh.
@iowahawkblog @_PatJohnson_ Don't worry … nothing to fear … pic.twitter.com/K9DKtm4CCf
— MISTER Deplorable (@therightplanet1) November 23, 2015
@iowahawkblog Well at least Obama has ISIS contained to Earth
— Drunk Gershwin (@DrunkGershwin) November 23, 2015
So far. That we know of.
https://twitter.com/KristinaRibali/status/668946064527888384
Well, on the plus side, at least the travel advisory’s only temporary …
https://twitter.com/CAPSLOCKHUSTLER/status/668922203333857280
https://twitter.com/mawrightjr/status/668922192114118657
@iowahawkblog only until February 24, 2016
— Eric Pendleton (@EFPendleton) November 23, 2015
@iowahawkblog but after February 24th, 2016 we're good. So there's that.
— Erik (@EStenehjem) November 23, 2015
https://twitter.com/Will_Antonin/status/668921396395909120
That raises a good question, though:
@iowahawkblog what's happening Feb.23rd?
— Peej (@PeteinWI) November 23, 2015
Hmmm.
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