Almost had it! Lindsey Graham responds to Trump twerpitude, misses slightly

Well, at the very least, he makes us feel kinda bad for the guy.

As Twitchy reported, douchenozzle Donald shared Lindsey Graham’s private phone number during a speech earlier today. Because he’s a douchenozzle, and that’s just the sort of thing douchenozzles do.

Here’s how the Graham campaign initially responded:

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/623544064529571840

Later, Graham took to Twitter:

Probably getting a new phone. iPhone or Android?

— Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) July 21, 2015

Not bad, Senator. Not bad.

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/623571747682521088

https://twitter.com/katearthsis/status/623572362252972032

#wellplayed RT @LindseyGrahamSC: Probably getting a new phone. iPhone or Android?

— Reuben (@ReubenIngber) July 21, 2015

https://twitter.com/JamesEzzio/status/623573734457094144

https://twitter.com/moderncomments/status/623573246852493312

@LindseyGrahamSC LOL – don't agree with you on everything, but you're right @realDonaldTrump is a jackass

— Brendan Quinn (@Mighty_Quinner) July 21, 2015

@LindseyGrahamSC @GayPatriot good play by Graham

— Dr Florida Elf Unleashed™ (@TheRogue_Elf) July 21, 2015

@LindseyGrahamSC well played, sir.

— Mahoney Comms Group (@MahoneyComms) July 21, 2015

https://twitter.com/Aaron_RS/status/623573713368145920

Good for @LindseyGrahamSC for having a sense of humor compared to Trump's immature little stunt. https://t.co/7HSjQ9Q3HL

— Sarah Rumpf (@rumpfshaker) July 21, 2015

Of course, he didn’t quite nail it:

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Clever except a new phone number is what you really need. https://t.co/Bk6TnKcG78

— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) July 21, 2015

@LindseyGrahamSC Not new phone, new phone number. Oh boy.

— Nebraska Nicole (@nebraskanicole1) July 21, 2015

@LindseyGrahamSC uh, you can change your phone number without changing your phone @politicalwire

— David Bluefeather (@Plumazul) July 21, 2015

@LindseyGrahamSC Keep phone. Change number. Save money.

— Harold Fingers (@Sec309sBack) July 21, 2015

Technically you need a new number. A new PHONE will still get your Trump calls. https://t.co/wAHZfkm41G

— Emily Zanotti’s Great & Unmatched Wisdom (@emzanotti) July 21, 2015

@LindseyGrahamSC You don't need a new phone! You need a new number! Get with it

— Kevin Farrar (@KevFarrar) July 21, 2015

Oh well. At least he tried.

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