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May showers bring ... panic! @BarackObama wants us to #ActOnClimate because rain

Ruh-roh … we’d better deploy the troops! The biggest threat to global security is rearing its ugly head yet again:

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Hurry up and #ActOnClimate — before it’s too late!

Oh no. Just like Al Gore, he’s thuper-therial. If we don’t do something right now, we’ll all drown. We’ll be up the biggest creek evah!

Or will we?

Tweeter @back_ttys dug up several gems:

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Geez, Mr. President. Make up your mind already! If we’re going to be punished for our environmental sins, we need to know how so we can prepare. We can’t afford to waste any more time speculating about the means of our demise.

But for now:

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