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'LOL. You are priceless'! Sally Kohn flexes her legal muscles, winds up with spasms

Few do it better than Sally Kohn.

https://twitter.com/NoahWehrman/status/585185202755895296

Our pleasure! Here’s what she’s up to today:

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It starts off with a bang:

You may have heard that the government is forcing businesses not to discriminate. It isn’t. If you chose to run a business, you have to follow the laws. If you don’t, that’s a choice—and you choose to suffer the consequences.

But her conclusion is the best part:

In the United States, private businesses get all kinds of government support—a functional monetary system, police that safeguard private property, roads that help deliver customers and goods, public schools that educate workers, telecommunications infrastructure, legal protections against copyright and patent infringement, tax benefits for business expenses and employee health care, legal shields for owners and more. No one is forcing businesses to take advantage of all those benefits, nor forcing you to start a business to begin with nor forcing you to do so in a state with non-discrimination laws or in the United States to begin with.

Don’t like following the laws that apply to businesses—including serving all customers equally? Then don’t start a business. That’s your choice.

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/585178124465352704

Oof.

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Lay down, Sally. Before you hurt yourself.

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/585175825928032257

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/585177090934312960

Duuuuuude.

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/585179363919974400

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/585185713043439616

To be fair, it’s easy to lose track of your convictions when you keep changing them.

https://twitter.com/FilmLadd/status/585182541012987905

https://twitter.com/FilmLadd/status/585191487610216448

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https://twitter.com/FirstTeamTommy/status/585182621715542016

We doubt it, too.

Poor dear. What are we going to to with her?

https://twitter.com/DefendWallSt/status/585185006731001856

https://twitter.com/theshoebart/status/585185502904606720

https://twitter.com/jonpalin/status/585179083522363392

https://twitter.com/jonpalin/status/585179249662943232

https://twitter.com/Neal_Dewing/status/585179433092444161

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