You’ve heard of the Friday News Dump? Here’s the Friday Chump Dump, courtesy of LA Times columnist David Horsey:
THE hottest take of the week. pic.twitter.com/76hTqZiWEW
— Byron Tau (@ByronTau) February 13, 2015
For those of you fortunate enough to have escaped this knowledge thus far, Christian Grey is the billionaire, S&M-loving protagonist of the woefully popular “50 Shades of Grey.” And Horsey thinks he has a lot in common with the Left’s favorite bogeymen, the Koch brothers:
Billionaires want what they want and believe they deserve to get it because they are rich. Grey wants a young woman to tie up and slap around in his secret room. The Kochs want to buy compliant politicians with their secret donations. Social critics slam “50 Shades of Grey” for encouraging abuse of women. Political observers criticize the Kochs for abusing the political system.
The big difference between Christian Grey and Charles and David Koch? Grey is a fictitious character; the Kochs are all too real.
Wut.
With the shoot clock running down, @davidhorsey wins worst column of the wee by a mile. Congrats, David! http://t.co/upJXlP7jd0
— William Freeland (@WilliamFreeland) February 13, 2015
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aaaand this would be the sign to call it a week RT @ByronTau THE hottest take of the week. pic.twitter.com/B04qamfhdR
— Nino (@baldingschemer) February 13, 2015
.@latimes reporter writes Koch Brothers are dominant and masochistic like character Christian Grey. No wonder subscriptions have plummeted.
— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) February 13, 2015
If Horsey really wants to go there with such an asinine comparison, well, two can play that game:
@ByronTau @charlescwcooke The chick from 50 Shades and progressives share a similar affinity for submission
— Jason Hart (@jasonahart) February 13, 2015
Heh.
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