'Hold me closer, tiny Francer'! John Kerry's smooch with Hollande breaks 'creepy meter' [Vine]

Sarah D. | 3:28 PM on January 16, 2015

Teehee!

So, you may have seen some of the stills from John Kerry’s awkward meeting with François Hollande:

Kerry hugs Hollande, says US 'shares pain' after attacks http://t.co/eOEVsrYm0S pic.twitter.com/udUQeeMtvf

— AFP news agency (@AFP) January 16, 2015

https://twitter.com/LamyaeA/status/556157442586083329

Kerry offers 'big hug' to Paris after attacks | Gettyhttp://t.co/WDm38rp8C8 pic.twitter.com/WBWmdn2QTe

— POLITICO (@politico) January 16, 2015

But the video … well, that’s on a whole ‘nother level:

https://twitter.com/AaronBlakeWP/status/556177222525280256

Duuuude.

https://twitter.com/CuffyMeh/status/556178105749241858

https://twitter.com/BecketAdams/status/556178033019588608

What the shit? RT @AaronBlakeWP Oh dear https://t.co/c5ncjURXsl

— Matthew DesOrmeaux ⚜ (@authoridad) January 16, 2015

It burns, it burns us RT @AaronBlakeWP: Oh dear https://t.co/TcW5r7plgn

— Steve Intra (@SteveIntra) January 16, 2015

@AaronBlakeWP @allahpundit John. Kerry. I thought that you WANTED that job.

— Moe Lane (@Ogiel23) (@moelane) January 16, 2015

https://twitter.com/seven_percenter/status/556177902606090240

Heh.

Awkward. Kerry can't decide between handshake, kiss, or big hug. (music by #jamestaylor) https://t.co/gMACg8xffu

— Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) January 16, 2015

How uncomfortable it is to be hugged by youuuuuuuuuuuuu.

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/556180539263442944

https://twitter.com/AndrewStilesUSA/status/556178431193677826

Eeeeeuuuuwww RT @AndrewStilesUSA: Hollande was considerably less enthusiastic about that kiss than Kerry https://t.co/RxeDmEWoS7

— Michele Frost (@michelelfrost) January 16, 2015