The science is settled: 'Bill Clinton is going to live forever,' and here's why

Heads up, guys:

https://twitter.com/DRUDGE_REPORT/status/527152203669061632

That’s a pretty tall order …

https://twitter.com/NoahCRothman/status/527152922933862401

I'm doomed. RT. @DRUDGE_REPORT STUDY: Sex with 21 women lowers risk of prostate cancer… http://t.co/1f8nFv1lYC

— RepublicanDore (@RepublicanDore) October 28, 2014

https://twitter.com/Cartright_/status/527194200425910272

Guess I'm screwed then. Figuratively. RT @DRUDGE_REPORT: STUDY: Sex with 21 women lowers risk of prostate cancer… http://t.co/s42zaeIP80

— Physics Geek (@physicsgeek) October 28, 2014

21 women? Geez. That’s a ridiculous number. Who can blame those guys for being concerned about their health? We’re guessing there are a lot more out there in the same boat.

But we can think of at least one fella who’s probably feeling pretty good right about now:

@DRUDGE_REPORT Bill Clinton is going to live forever.

— James Wigderson (@jwigderson) October 28, 2014

Ha!

@jwigderson Drudge will be happy. @DRUDGE_REPORT

— Sean Hackbarth (@seanhackbarth) October 28, 2014

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