So evidently, this is a thing that actually happened today:

Come on. No way. No way someone would actually ask that … right? Right???

Oy. Vey.

Well, clearly she’s a little out of her depth.

https://twitter.com/darthlevin/status/523188425667526656

True story!

https://twitter.com/NoahCRothman/status/523187433626558465

What’s next?

Actually, we could totally see that.

https://twitter.com/SonnyBunch/status/523186880582406144