At first glance, you might be wondering what makes Ronald Klain a good choice for Ebola Czar. After all, the man’s background is in partisan hackery, not medicine.
But, as it turns out, he’s actually got a lot going for him. @TheMorningSpew kicked things off:
https://twitter.com/TheMorningSpew/status/523199431211225089
And the train kept a-rollin’:
#RonKlainQualifications Lists "Out of Africa" as one of his favorite movies.
— TeaPartyPrincess (@Tea_Party_Princ) October 17, 2014
Has successfully spelled, pneumonia, on a questionnaire. #RonKlainQualifications
— Deebs (@DeebsFLA) October 17, 2014
#RonKlainQualifications
Has an "O" an "L" and an "A" in his name, as does Ebola.— Lizzy Lou Who ?? (@_wintergirl93) October 17, 2014
https://twitter.com/EgoAenigma/status/523201121238929408
#RonKlainQualifications Will admit to voting for Obama.
— Poinzy (@FreedomBruce) October 17, 2014
Deep down, he's convinced Ebola is due to climate change.
— ArtistUnplugged?? (@pinkartgurl59) October 17, 2014
https://twitter.com/EagleGraphs/status/523221213179809792
#RonKlainQualifications Listens to Dr. Dre
— realmyiq2xu2 (@realmyiq2xu2) October 17, 2014
#RonKlainQualifications He taught Joe Biden how to tie his shoes
— Glenn Amurgis (@gamurgis) October 17, 2014
#ronKlainQualifications Has already completed his brackets.
— Svetlana Botnikspya (@tlynnleggie) October 17, 2014
He went to Jarrett #RonKlainQualifications
— A.C. Spollen (@ACSpollen) October 17, 2014
#RonKlainQualifications Already lives in a bubble.
— Miss Ann Thrope (@desertgardens) October 17, 2014
Owns Patch Adams on VHS #RonKlainQualifications
— Mrs. Rutter ™ (@lindarutter) October 17, 2014
https://twitter.com/Bonnerific/status/523217512792485889
#RonKlainQualifications
Owns a thermometer.— Laura ?? (@thebeardzwife) October 17, 2014
https://twitter.com/soyouknowwme/status/523218356858388481
https://twitter.com/ScottInSC/status/523222174203916288
https://twitter.com/AskBellaWagner/status/523222911633883136
Kool aid runs through his veins.
— ArtistUnplugged?? (@pinkartgurl59) October 17, 2014
#RonKlainQualifications He once saw a guy sneeze on an international flight and successfully coordinated Operation Paper Tissue.
— The Last Mehicorn (@hezster) October 17, 2014
#RonKlainQualifications Has actually called his doctor to discuss acid reflux.
— Kim D ⚖️???? (@_Kim37) October 17, 2014
#RonKlainQualifications Has "House" on his Netflix list.
— TeaPartyPrincess (@Tea_Party_Princ) October 17, 2014
Has previously voiced his respect for the design of the sneeze guards at the Golden Corral buffet line. #RonKlainQualifications
— Discarded Virtues (@DiscardedVirtue) October 17, 2014
#RonKlainQualifications Undefeated Champion pic.twitter.com/iR9ArqZJHX
— Luke (@Luke108) October 17, 2014
https://twitter.com/CrankyGordon/status/523202315348889600
Never pulls at the leash, even when he sees a squirrel. #RonKlainQualifications
— Area Man (@lheal) October 17, 2014
We don’t know what we were worried about.
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