'Time to uninstall the internet'? Andrew Sullivan 'allegedly' had 'ample' foreskin

We may never recover.

A great regret in my life – apart from foreskin chopped off b/c it was too ample – is that I have no back hair: http://t.co/0mXk1mKAoV #TMI

— Andrew Sullivan (@sullydish) August 6, 2014

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One of the greatest bodily regrets of my life – apart from having my foreskin chopped off as an infant because it was allegedly too ample – is that I have no back hair. My brother? An ape. God knows why this aspect of manhood has loomed so large in my erotic imagination … but there we are. The earliest porn I ever saw I had to create myself. I drew sketches of the men I longed for in a scrapbook and they were all covered in fur. Maybe it’s because body hair is such a powerful visual indicator of testosterone and maleness; maybe I’m just a perv. Or maybe because when a man allows his body to be what it is, and doesn’t try to micromanage every inch of it, he’s inherently sexier than the manscaped, plucked and trussed twink version.

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Yeah … we’re just crying.

@sullydish Too much information ….

— Justin Raimondo (@JustinRaimondo) August 6, 2014

@sullydish Too much information, Andrew. Too ample? That is a picture I am going to carry round all day.

— Nicholas Wapshott (@NWapshott) August 6, 2014

@garyrosenWSJ yikes, tmi

— Dodes (@racheld) August 6, 2014

@redsteeze Time to uninstall the internet. I'm done here folks.

— Robb Allen (@ItsRobbAllen) August 6, 2014

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