'Does the ocean have a 'reset' button?' Snarkers hijack John Kerry's moronic #OceanChat hashtag

John Kerry wants to have a conversation about the ocean — with some help from pseudo-scientist Bill Nye, of course. And since there’s nothing else really going on in the world, the two climateers co-hosted a Twitter Q&A session all about the shining Big-Sea-Water:

Join me & @TheScienceGuy for an #OurOcean2014 Twitter Q&A today at 10am ET. Submit your Qs using #OceanChat.

— John Kerry (@JohnKerry) June 17, 2014

Hey, here’s a question for the guys: Did either of them consider the strong possibility that their monumentally lame #OceanChat hashtag would get so thoroughly hijacked?

https://twitter.com/Cameron_Gray/status/478883958269415424

#OceanChat: Dear @JohnKerry, can you get your yacht to the Tigris, and pick up Americans in #Iraq in mortal danger because of #ISIS #ISIL

— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) June 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/Cameron_Gray/status/478894060417998849

#OceanChat:

Dear @JohnKerry, Since @thestatedept is now working on the oceans, will @noaa now be working on foreign policy?

— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) June 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/sqwerin/status/478887288777093121

#OceanChat How swift is a swift boat?

— Allen ??? (@arlasko) June 17, 2014

#OceanChat pic.twitter.com/ChVvP2U5c6

— Jimmy (@JimmyPrinceton) June 17, 2014

Hi @JohnKerry Speaking of water, did you ever pay your yacht taxes to Massachusetts? #OceanChat

— Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock (@kimmie_c_) June 17, 2014

https://twitter.com/John63_/status/478909872000733184
https://twitter.com/FirstTeamTommy/status/478897101523652608
https://twitter.com/CrankyGordon/status/478911674724786176

Why do the Oceans delay treatment to vets at the VA, leading to their death? #OceanChat @thescienceguy @johnkerry

— Mike (@ThePantau) June 17, 2014

.@StateDept Will all of the blood being spilled in Iraq, Syria, & Ukraine increase ocean acidification? #OceanChat

— Chad Smith (@MapGeek_Chad) June 17, 2014

Do oceans burn cities and behead people? #OceanChat

— KRenner (@KRenner2) June 17, 2014

Hey, does the ocean have a "Reset" Button? #ItWorkedSoWellWithRussia #oceanchat

— Roland le Fartere (@Crapplefratz) June 17, 2014

One last question for the watered-down Secretary of State:

https://twitter.com/MoonbatCatnip/status/478889029677506561

Inquiring minds wanna know!

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