Funny because it’s true!
Perhaps my expectations are set too high, but I found last nite's State of Union speech to be almost 42% less satisfying than being tasered.
— Mike Baker (@MBCompanyMan) January 29, 2014
And he would know:
Scooter, Sluggo & Muggsy have Mom's OK to stay up late tonite to see Dad get butt-shot w Taser on #AmericaDeclassified on @travelchannel.
— Mike Baker (@MBCompanyMan) December 16, 2013
The take-home message? Obama’s speech really sucked. At least when Baker got “butt-shot” with the Taser, viewers got something out of it:
@MBCompanyMan To be fair, I saw you get tasered and that was pretty damn satisfying.
— ??#IAmTheNRA Rosenblum (@StevenRosenblum) January 29, 2014
https://twitter.com/amish1979/status/428652220591001600
Heh.
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